The Bed List (Late Night Edition)

DVRs were made for faces like these. Since mimi is famous in her circle of friends for her “social narcolepsy,” aka, falling dead asleep at 9 pm while sitting upright, the DVR is her direct line to membership in Craig Ferguson’s Robot Skeleton Army. How many things can we adore about Craig aside from that lovely Glaswegian accent? Those twinkly eyes! The cheekiness of his monkey! The things IN HIS PANTS. He’s hilarious and smart and funny and sexy and all mimi can say is that she’d like to DVR life and get him out of those pants. (Did she say THAT?? Oh, yes, she did!)

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