The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Jun 8, 2007 in dish | 2 comments BED LIST: CHRIS EVANSModel, actor, Johnny Storm of the Fantastic Four. Flame on, indeed. He’s hot.DINNER LIST: JUDGE MICHAEL SAUERThree words: “Go to jail.” As in, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect an appearance fee for your vapid blonde self, Paris Hilton. For this alone, he deserves a high dollar steak.
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Operation Kerosene Update #1

Posted by on Jun 5, 2007 in dish | 0 comments Progress is being made on the home front. After several days of tossing and straightening, I can make one astounding claim: I have a ten year old boy’s room clean. As in party clean. Scary clean. It took a while, but the toys and junk have been winnowed, and about four pounds of sand have been returned to the natural environment (he has got to start emptying his sneakers before he comes...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Jun 1, 2007 in dish | 0 comments June 1 marks the first day of Gay Pride Month, and in honor of my gay friends, this edition of the Bed/Dinner List has a twist–the ladies I’d pick if I were so inclined.BED LIST: SALMA HAYEKThis lady and I see eye to eye, literally. She’s a petite powerhouse who’s worked her way up from nothing roles into an Oscar-nominated producer and actress (Frida, working that fierce...
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Really Simply Me

Posted by on May 31, 2007 in dish | 0 comments Bought myself a treat I haven’t had in a while, an issue of Real Simple magazine. I love this mag, but I’m already drowning in paper, so I’ve cut down on subscriptions. There’s something about Real Simple I’ve always been drawn to. Perhaps its the lovely white space, or the photos, or the fact that it doesn’t make you feel like you’re completely helpless...
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Operation Kerosene

Posted by on May 27, 2007 in dish | 0 comments We’re finally out of school, so I may now finally turn my attention to my house, aka Clutter Central. We’re talking Defcon 4 with the clutter. I keep threatening to rent a Bobcat, push everything out into the driveway, douse liberally with Kerosene, and toss in a match. Clean, decisive, and probably illegal in the burbs.That leaves Plan B, which is do it the hard way. Go through the...
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