Spawn of Miss Snark

Miss Snark apparently has a disciple, who is proceeding with Miss Snark’s gin-infused blessing. Check out why you keep getting those form rejections here. (I’m adding her to the blogroll, BTW.)
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: MORRIS CHESTNUTI am taking my life into my hands with this pick, because my good friend Laurene has dibs on Morris Chestnut. Unless he’s willing to consider a threesome, I might not emerge unscathed from an encounter a deux. Laurene would kill me. Then again, one heavenly night with Mr. Morris might do me in anyway.DINNER LIST: BILL COSBYAs someone who grew up with Fat Albert,...
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White and Nerdy: Full Disclosure

I have spent the last several days laughing my butt off at this song, mostly because it cuts so close to home! I have either done or dated so many of these. I hereby cop to the following white and nerdy activities: I have played D&D. My uncle, the engineer, collects M.C. Escher engravings. Although I prefer tea to coffee, I’m not really a fan of Earl Grey. My rims are also stationary....
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Biting the Bullet

Well, I’ve gone and done it now. I signed up for NaNoWriMo, or National Novel Writing Month, for those of you not up to date on writerly sorts of things. The task: complete a 50,000 word first draft of a novel by 11:59:59 pm on November 30.Am I crazy? Probably. But as someone who’s always lived on the adrenaline rush of impossible deadlines, perhaps offering myself up to the...
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The Oracle of Starbucks

Full disclosure: I do not drink coffee. I hate coffee. But DH and most of my friends (waving at the Puffs) are coffee folk, and like most coffee folk, they are now unwitting slaves to Starbucks. So, for fun on a Saturday morning–and since this is DH’s weekly meeting with the small group guys at, erm, Starbucks–I present to you coffeeheads the Oracle of Starbucks.Enter your...
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