Happy Mother’s Day to Me!

Is it totally lame of me not to want to go to brunch on Mother’s Day? I don’t even mind no breakfast in bed (pancake syrup is hell on your sheets).Personally, I’d rather hang out with DH and the kids and relax. That, and stuff I really, really like, such as the presents coming toward my house from far-flung places.First, a confession. I have never been much of a shopper. I...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: DERMOT MULRONEYOne disadvantage to letting your students turn in research papers so close to the end of the term (especially if you’re a procrastinator) is that it seems to take forever to get them graded. Read: All-nighter. One bonus to all-nighters, though, is catching all the “oh, I remember that one!” movies at 2 am on We and other related channels. My treat for...
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Ring, Ring…

Look at my new phone! Is that the cutest thing, or what? It’s totally thin. Plus, I can finally hear the ringer. And take pictures. I’m feeling very 21st century. Guess I ought to think about upgrading sooner than every three years, huh?
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: KEVIN COSTNEROne simple line, from Bull Durham, says it all: Well, I believe in the soul, the c***, the p****, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the...
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How Kaavya Got Published, Got Caught, and Got a Reputation

Like many of my writer friends, if the traffic on my e-loops can be believed, I have been obsessing over the continuing saga of Kaavya Viswanathan, the Harvard sophomore who signed a $500 large publishing contract with Little, Brown, made her debut in hardcover, and then was accused of plagiarism. (That’s the Cliff’s Notes version–read the whole icky saga at Wikipedia if...
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Evil Research Papers

Man, the senior class is freaking out today–their research papers are due. From what I understand, my students are fanned out all over the school, pecking away like a bunch of chickens because they’re not clued in enough to do things ahead of time. Plus, the printer in my classroom has mysteriously gone on the blink and won’t print at all. (Read: I removed the toner...
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