Okay, This Is Annoying

Is it just me who finds the whole “upgrade to the newest newest version of all your software RIGHT NOW” urgency of Internet communications just a bit obnoxious? Hello, like some of us can’t afford to buy new computers, operating systems, software, etc. the second the new version comes out?Can you guess that I can’t download a file I really need because in the ‘net...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: KEANU REEVESYes, I know. Keanu Reeves will always be, in some respect, Ted “Theodore” Logan, a floppy-haired stoner. But let’s face it. Mr. Man is gorgeous, and we loved him in Something’s Gotta Give (okay, Diane Keaton ended up with Nicholson, as she should have, but who amongst the female audience wasn’t yelling “You go, girl!” when she...
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Job Interview

Conservative clothing choice, check.Resume, check.Positive attitude, check.I answer the questions. I look at both of the interviewers. I explain myself. I get to ask questions. Everything seems to go fine. So why am I so nervous?Because in the ultimate wisdom of my state, I may not be good enough to keep teaching at my own school (read: my–and my colleagues’–numbers...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: KARL URBANI hate to fall headlong into clichéville, but bad boys are darned attractive. DH has been watching Bourne movies again, and bad boy assassin in The Bourne Supremacy is the luscious Karl Urban, better known as Éomer in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and The Return of the King. I’d ride his Riddermark, if you knowhuti’msayin’.DINNER LIST: COLIN...
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Viva El Nacho!

Okay, so the kids and I take DH out for Father’s Day. Steak lunch, custom-smoked ribs and pork loin for dinner followed by homemade ice cream dessert thanks to my baby bro, who’s into that sort of thing, and a trip to the megaplex to see Nacho Libre.OMG. Laughed my butt off at Jack Black’s butt in “stretchy pants.” This movie is completely juvenile, as in...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: JOSH LUCASI’m a sucker for Southern men, especially Southern men with killer smiles and twinkling eyes. Check, check, and check. Wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers, if you know what I mean.DINNER LIST: KURT LODERDating myself here–I was watching when MTV launched (the first video played, of course, was “Video Killed the Radio Star” by The...
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