School Pix

Posted by on Sep 27, 2005 in dish | 0 comments I sent the kidlets off to school in their best, as it is picture day today. DS is stylin’ in his Hawaiian shirt (and rooster tail in the back of his head, I’m sure, despite the gel), while DD is twelve kinds of cute in a green–excuse me, “Frog”–sleeveless scoopneck (and bangs in her face, I’m sure, despite the gel). They’ll both photograph...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Sep 23, 2005 in dish | 3 comments By special request (waving to Bubbles!!), I proudly present…BED LIST: JON BON JOVIMy friend Melissa is one die-hard Jersey girl. She’s die-hard in love/lust with Jon Bon Jovi, too. Now I have to admit that normally, the Northeast doesn’t do much for me, being a Southern gal and all, but I have to give her Jon Bon Jovi. He’s hot. He’s talented. He can rock you out...
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Mahna Mahna (do doo be-do-do)

Posted by on Sep 18, 2005 in dish | 0 comments I’m watching a commercial for Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper when my childhood comes rushing back!! In it, a blonde is on a date. She takes a sip of DCVDP, and suddenly every droning word out of her date’s mouth becomes “Mahna mahna,” and everyone in the restaurant choruses, “Do doo be-do-do.” The Muppets live! I sang along! I felt about twelve years...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Sep 16, 2005 in dish | 0 comments Awesome, yet so underappreciated…BED LIST: SEAN BEANI don’t know about you, but I was seriously put out when Boromir bit it in The Fellowship of the Ring. I love staring at Sean Bean. I love listening to Sean Bean. I find it difficult to do anything but drool over Sean Bean, even when he’s playing a major bad guy, like he does in Goldeneye and Patriot Games. He’s so much...
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Amazing Disappearing Wife

Posted by on Sep 10, 2005 in dish | 0 comments Today I had the privilege of hauling self out of bed to go back to school for an inservice training. Sometimes inservice is like volunteering to tour the eighth circle of hell, but this morning’s was pretty good. Stuff I can use, even.Since DH and DS were out doing boy things when I called to say I was finished, I hied myself to the mall. Walked. Matched paint samples for my lovely...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Sep 9, 2005 in dish | 0 comments Coupla guys!BED LIST: STEVE CARELLHe’s no virgin, and neither am I. But he is fortyish, smart, and hilarious. And cute, in a non-threatening-guy-in-the-back-row-of-English-class kind of way. I’d do him. And I wouldn’t make him wax first, neither.DINNER LIST: TED ALLENDH and I love Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. My husband flirts with metrosexual territory (although that...
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