{"id":809,"date":"2005-03-03T16:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-03T21:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/as-god-is-my-witness\/"},"modified":"2013-01-02T00:48:57","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T05:48:57","slug":"as-god-is-my-witness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/as-god-is-my-witness\/","title":{"rendered":"As God is my witness&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>Desirous of a little time kill on a rainy afternoon, I took the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/QueenAirelav\/quizzes\/Which%20Classic%20Novel%20do%20You%20Belong%20In%3F\/\">Which Classic Novel Do You Belong In?<\/a>&#8221; quiz and discovered, to not much surprise, that I should be lounging on the front porch of Tara with the Tarleton twins:<br \/><\/span><br \/><img src=\"http:\/\/images.quizilla.com\/Q\/QueenAirelav\/1061045479_1254700.gif\" alt=\"GWTW\" border=\"0\"><br \/>Darling, it seems that you belong in Gone with the<br \/>Wind; the proper place for a romantic. You<br \/>belong in a tumultous world of changes and<br \/>opportunities, where your independence paves<br \/>the road for your survival. It is trying being<br \/>both a cynic and a dreamer, no?<\/p>\n<p>I should have known. Southerner, hardhead, total weakness for a dark, handsome man with a mouth on him. Plus, radishes make me retch. Bring on the hoopskirts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Desirous of a little time kill on a rainy afternoon, I took the &#8220;Which Classic Novel Do You Belong In?&#8221; quiz and discovered, to not much surprise, that I should be lounging on the front porch of Tara with the Tarleton twins:Darling, it seems that you belong in Gone with theWind; the proper place for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[13],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p31G3g-d3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":926,"href":"https:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions\/926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}