{"id":801,"date":"2005-03-18T04:27:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-18T09:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/the-bed-listthe-dinner-list-102\/"},"modified":"2013-01-02T00:48:57","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T05:48:57","slug":"the-bed-listthe-dinner-list-102","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/the-bed-listthe-dinner-list-102\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bed List\/The Dinner List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>It&#8217;s musical Friday!<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span>BED LIST: KEITH URBAN<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.bsu.edu\/news\/media\/31225\/urban_keith.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><\/span><span>I don&#8217;t normally go for blonds. I had a bad experience with a blond back in my early 20s: cute, toothy, completely self-absorbed. Baaaaaad mojo. But I&#8217;d be willing to make an exception to my date-dark-men rule for Keith Urban. This guy is gorgeous (as you can see). He&#8217;s also an incredibly talented guitarist. Check out the video for &#8220;You&#8217;re My Better Half&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cmt.com\/artists\/az\/urban_keith\/artist.jhtml\">here<\/a>. I haven&#8217;t seen hands that fast since that one boy back in the ninth gr&#8230;<span>ahem<\/span>. Anyhoo&#8211;watch Keith play guitar and ask yourself what that combination of finger speed and touch might do to your libido, and you&#8217;ll see what I mean. Plus, he&#8217;s Australian, so he&#8217;s as yummy to listen to as he is to look at. Keith Urban. In this case, blonds <span>might<\/span> be more fun.<\/span><br \/><span><br \/><\/span><span>DINNER LIST: JIMMY BUFFETT<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.jimmybuffetttickets.biz\/images\/buffett_beach.jpg\"><br \/><span><br \/>What can I say about the Chief Parrot? I adore this man. I have been a devoted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.margaritaville.com\/parrotheads\/\">Parrothead<\/a> since high school (an increasingly long time). Back in my younger days, I drove to Miami to go to a Buffett concert, then hightailed it back to O-Town to attend the closing Buffett concert the very next night. How&#8217;s that for a Parrothead-in-training? Since then, I&#8217;ve seen Buffett live at least five times. He always puts on a great show, where you&#8217;re guaranteed to have fun even if the dork behind you spills beer down your Hawaiian shirt. Buffett&#8217;s a fascinating man, a singer, songwriter, sailor, and writer. He&#8217;s lived all over the Southeast and sailed all over the Caribbean. He&#8217;s a devoted adopted son of Florida (we&#8217;ll forgive the fact that he was born in Biloxi on Christmas Day rather than here in the Sunshine State, partially because he&#8217;s a cofounder of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.savethemanatee.org\/\">Save the Manatee Club<\/a>). He&#8217;s friends with Carl Hiaasen, another of my favorite Floridians. He&#8217;s mayor of a very strange city, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.margaritaville.com\/\">Margaritaville<\/a> (perhaps you&#8217;ve been there). He lives a big life. I can even tell you the menu for our dinner: margaritas (of course), followed by Cheeseburgers in Paradise. Preferably on St. Barts.<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s musical Friday! BED LIST: KEITH URBAN I don&#8217;t normally go for blonds. I had a bad experience with a blond back in my early 20s: cute, toothy, completely self-absorbed. Baaaaaad mojo. But I&#8217;d be willing to make an exception to my date-dark-men rule for Keith Urban. This guy is gorgeous (as you can see). 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