{"id":711,"date":"2005-09-23T16:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-23T20:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/the-bed-listthe-dinner-list-77\/"},"modified":"2013-01-02T00:51:24","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T05:51:24","slug":"the-bed-listthe-dinner-list-77","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/the-bed-listthe-dinner-list-77\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bed List\/The Dinner List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>By special request (waving to Bubbles!!), I proudly present&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span>BED LIST: JON BON JOVI<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.flexform.de\/tattoo\/stars\/jon_bon_jovi3.jpg\"><\/span><span><br \/><\/span><span><br \/><\/span><span>My friend Melissa is one die-hard Jersey girl. She&#8217;s die-hard in love\/lust with Jon Bon Jovi, too. Now I have to admit that normally, the Northeast doesn&#8217;t do much for me, being a Southern gal and all, but I have to give her Jon Bon Jovi. He&#8217;s hot. He&#8217;s talented. He can rock you out with the full band and get you to take your clothes off in those more intimate acoustic moments. Plus, he&#8217;s witty and generous (did you hear about his huge donation to Katrina victims when he was on <span>Oprah<\/span>?). Yep, total package. I&#8217;d give him plenty of reasons to give love a bad name!<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span>DINNER LIST: MICK JAGGER<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.twofaces.net\/newpage\/photos\/ROLLING%20STONES%202003-09-22\/Mick_Jagger_06_50.jpeg\"><\/span><span><br \/><\/span><span><br \/><\/span><span>In past years, Mick might have been the hot rock guy I&#8217;d like to get out of his clothes, but considering that he&#8217;s just slightly younger than my dad (and happens to share Daddy&#8217;s birthday, which is bizarre if you&#8217;ve ever met my dad), I&#8217;ll steer clear of the bedroom, thanks. Maybe gourmet food and something awesome in chocolate, with plenty of after-dinner talk about rock &#8216;n roll and&#8211;what else?&#8211;how to get some, er, satisfaction.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By special request (waving to Bubbles!!), I proudly present&#8230; BED LIST: JON BON JOVI My friend Melissa is one die-hard Jersey girl. She&#8217;s die-hard in love\/lust with Jon Bon Jovi, too. Now I have to admit that normally, the Northeast doesn&#8217;t do much for me, being a Southern gal and all, but I have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[26],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p31G3g-bt","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1052,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions\/1052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}