{"id":611,"date":"2006-05-05T16:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-05T20:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/the-bed-listthe-dinner-list-45\/"},"modified":"2013-01-02T00:53:38","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T05:53:38","slug":"the-bed-listthe-dinner-list-45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/the-bed-listthe-dinner-list-45\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bed List\/The Dinner List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>BED LIST: KEVIN COSTNER<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/xoomer.virgilio.it\/irisza1\/Kevin%20Costner%2007.jpg\"><\/span><span><br \/><\/span><span><br \/><\/span><span>One simple line, from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0094812\/\"><span>Bull Durham<\/span><\/a>, says it all: <\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Well, I believe in the soul, the c***, the p****, the small of a woman&#8217;s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.<span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span> I don&#8217;t care if that&#8217;s Crash Davis talking. It freakin&#8217; <span>works<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span>DINNER LIST: JIMMY CARTER<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.creativeenergy.org\/images\/jimmy_carter.jpg\"><\/span><span><br \/><\/span><span><br \/><\/span><span>Regardless of your political opinion, you have to admit that Jimmy Carter&#8217;s post-presidential career puts the other living presidents to shame. This is a man who devotes his time to international mediation and creating housing for low-income families through <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.habitat.org\/\">Habitat for Humanity<\/a><span>. And he&#8217;s won a Nobel Peace Prize. And he teaches Sunday School at the First Baptist Church of Plains. Not bad for a peanut farmer. I&#8217;m partial to peanut farmers anyway, because peanuts were a cash crop at my family&#8217;s farm for years, but this particular peanut farmer is something special.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BED LIST: KEVIN COSTNER One simple line, from Bull Durham, says it all: Well, I believe in the soul, the c***, the p****, the small of a woman&#8217;s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[26],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p31G3g-9R","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=611"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1153,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions\/1153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}