{"id":298,"date":"2008-12-23T08:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T13:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/beware-of-the-doghouse\/"},"modified":"2013-01-02T00:59:53","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T05:59:53","slug":"beware-of-the-doghouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/beware-of-the-doghouse\/","title":{"rendered":"Beware of the Doghouse!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>Okay, guys, this is why you need to pay attention when your wife\/girlfriend\/SO drops hints in the store:<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><span>NOTE: The jewelry ploy doesn&#8217;t work on all women (mimi included). You really need to know her to find the perfect gift. But no pressure, okay? You got two days. Get crackin&#8217;.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, guys, this is why you need to pay attention when your wife\/girlfriend\/SO drops hints in the store: NOTE: The jewelry ploy doesn&#8217;t work on all women (mimi included). You really need to know her to find the perfect gift. But no pressure, okay? You got two days. Get crackin&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[19,26,11],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p31G3g-4O","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1440,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions\/1440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mimiwells.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}